Landon: Mommy hab a penis?
Me: No Mommy doesn’t have a penis.
Landon: [Grabs his crotch] Me hab a penis?
Me: Yes, you have a penis, it’s what makes you a boy.
Landon: Daddy hab a penis?
Clinton: Yes, Daddy has a penis.
Landon: Oh. [Pause] Mommy no hab penis?
Me: No, mommy has a vagina.
Landon: A gyna?
Me: Yes
Landon: NO GYNA!! NO GYNA!!
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AHAHAHAHAAAA!! Ah, you will have many more conversations like that over the years. Trust me. That is too funny!
oh dear. To funny.
That's classic!
Yeah, he'll get past that feeling when he's 15 that is for sure
HAHAHA
is it appropriate that is the first post of yours I read??
(I liked your watch comment at Tessie's and come here from there)
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