The Children's Museum, Part I

They have a line of these giant children on each post down the side of the museum.

Me: Hey go stand in front of your favorit kid and I'll take a picture of you.

Him: Ok [I'll show her, I'm just going to stand in front of the very first one, because I'm a teenager in a 2 year old's body.]

Me: Raise your hands up like the kid.

Him: No

Me: Please? It'll be a cute picture.

Him: I'll raise my shirt.

Me: No, not your shirt, your arms.

Him: I will give no cute picture moments to you, lady!