Me: Hey go stand in front of your favorit kid and I'll take a picture of you.
Him: Ok [I'll show her, I'm just going to stand in front of the very first one, because I'm a teenager in a 2 year old's body.]
Me: Raise your hands up like the kid.
Me: Please? It'll be a cute picture.
Him: I'll raise my shirt.
Me: No, not your shirt, your arms.
Him: I will give no cute picture moments to you, lady!