Wednesday, April 29, 2009

A wedding through the eyes of a 2 year old.

Landon here. Mom gave me her camera a few times during Shane's wedding, so I wanted to share some of my pictures. And I'll include some of the ones she took, since mine are limited.
Mom was there. She was drinking her first and only Mojito. I don't think she liked it, because it took her forever to drink it.

And Dad was there too.

Pictures were taking forever so, I set out to find the perfect stick gun. Dad made me put it down, even though he knew I loved it and wanted to run away with it, he said that someone might get hurt, and I really don't want to hurt anyone so, I put it down. That's not to say I didn't go and visit it and mess with it when they weren't looking, but when they looked, I dropped it. Those two have no clue what they're doing.

The ceremony was cool I guess - Daddy was talking, but I couldn't really see him. I was telling Mommy about it and she just kept shooshing me, Aunt Kimber gave me a peppermint, I also made her day by calling her "Kimmie", so that was awesome. Oh and they set up all these chairs for me to run around in, most awesomest obstacle course, EVAH. I mean, I guess that's what they were for, cause no one stopped me.

After the ceremony we went and ate. I conned Grandpa into getting a bunch of stuff to eat that I didn't want. I didn't tell him I had just eaten a cheeseburger Happy Meal on the way there.

Then, I felt the need for a cape. Because capes are awesome. Everyone should have a cape. My cape gives me the ability to fly. You just can't really beat that. Grandma took me out to her car to get a safety pin to make sure my cape stayed on and she gave me this awesome flashlight too. Mom's picture isn't very good here, but she said it's an LED light and the plastic part glows red. You can put it over your eye and push the button and everything looks red. I did that a lot.

Mom said something about cake after dinner and I was super excited, so I jumped off her lap and ran, nay, flew (in my cape) to the parlor. This is the corner of the cake table and the foot of the photographer.

I also got a picture of the cake and if you squint real hard you might be able to see Elizabeth's arm.

I don't know why Mom rushed me in there so fast, I mean, I've seen people cut cakes before. GAH!

They totally surprised me with the ice cream bar though, so Mom and I split each kind of cake and some chocolate ice cream. She seemed kind of antsy about how I was eating my ice cream, and when I was done she made me walk out to the car with her and she changed my clothes again. That's the 3rd time in 2 days that she's stripped me down in the back of Daddy's car - for as far as I can tell - no apparent reason. Not happy about that!

I came back in the party wearing a totally different outfit, it was sooo embarassing, but no one said anything to me. The DJ gave me this awesome glowing bracelet, it's not glowing today or anything, but it did glow all night. ALso, it makes a circle, but you can un-do it and re-do it and un-do it and re-do it and un-do...well, you get the picture. Also, I'm not so good at the re-doing, so I had to keep getting help with that part.

I made friends with this other dude and we ran in circles for a good hour at least, before Mom finally gave me some bubbles. I spent forever blowing bubbles with just Mommy, and then Lane came out and blew bubbles with me too.

When Uncle Shane and Elizabeth drove off, Mommy took me back to the car and she stripped me down again! Totally naked! And put on my pajamas in public! We got in the car and left. I tried really hard to stay awake and keep her company on the way home, but I'm pretty sure I was out within a few minutes. Weddings are exhausting - who knew there was so much to be done?


kbreints said...

What an adorable post!! Love it.

Aunt Kathleen said...

You lookin good MAMA!

nonsoccermom said...

Cute cute! Love it.

Aunt Becky said...

WAAAAY cooler than when *I* go to a wedding.

bernthis said...

brilliant post idea. Poor kid. Three clothing changes in one night? Who is he? Paris Hilton

Mandy said...

best post ever!!!