Things are better today. We went to the park, we got the new license plates for the truck, I found a snow cone place (albeit closed at the time, it did have posted hours unlike all the others I found, and also it's not nearly as far away.)
We're having trouble establishing that I do require him to take a nap daily, nothing that couldn't be solved by the fact that he's still in a crib, though.
I tried to call to check in on my status from my interview, and I got voicemail, so we'll see. I've never wanted a job so badly in all my life.