Me: This is Kristine.
Clinton: We have an emergency.
Me in my head: OH MY GOD MY PRESHUS BAYBEEE IS HURT!!!
Me outloud: o…kay.
Me in my head: OH MY GOD SHANE CUT HIS LEG OFF WITH THE AUGER!!!AAAAAAAAAAGGGGHH!!
Clinton: ...cut a gas line in the backyard.
Me:[ Too tired to react from all the over reacting in my head]
Clinton: He called centerpoint and they asked if it was an emergency (they’re kind of busy trying to get people fixed up from the storm.) He said he was 75 ft away and could hear it hissing and see it. The operator said, yeah that’s an emergency, we’ll have someone right out.
They came, they fixed. All is well again in whoville.