The William Hung of Meat

We followed the directions perfectly. We cooked it to feel instead of based on the time.

We like our meat medium to medium rare. And we came out with a perfectly cooked steak.

We both sat down, ready for the best steak we'd ever eaten.

Clint swallowed one bite, as did I.

Like a transvestite - pretty package, but not really what you were expecting on the inside.

And like William Hung's singing, I am confused as to why anyone likes it.

We'll be sticking to the grain-fed.