Landonisms, continued

"When I grow up to be a rock star, my team will win!"

 

To further clarify - his team is apparently his band, although he didn't know what they would win, it doesn't matter, so long as they won. So says Landon.

 

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He lost his first tooth last night.  I found it in the bed.  When asked what he thought the tooth fairy would bring him, and I suggested maybe some money, he said "No,...probably a monster truck lawn chair that a monster truck can sit in and it will shoot him out!"  [The visual explanation contained a Stuart from Mad TV like jump twist arm pump up in the air.]

 

"A lawn chair for monster trucks?  Do they even make those?"

 

"Yeah, you know." [Repeat the visual portion of the explanation]

 

"Ooooh, a launcher!"

 

"Yeah, that's what I said a launcher." [Which may very well be true, if you take into account his deep country Texas accent.]